Sunday, May 10, 2009

Why you shouldn't feel sorry for my bro

My bro is more or less okay now but get this. After one and a half weeks of medical leave, the hospital gave him another seven days!

That's a total of 2.5 weeks! All that for one small wound half the size of a one-cent coin...on his hand! He doesn't even have an ounce of fever! Even people suspected of swine flu only get seven days quarantine!

The doctor's reason? He has to use the computer at work so he needs to rest.



Like real. He's been going out everyday since!

Hey, suddenly occured to me...so, does this mean if I have a mouth ulcer I can be put on a drip?



Hee!

2 weeks ago: "Talk to the hand"

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How to treat a dog bite (or how to get a long MC)

I thought it was about time to post something useful instead of just gossiping about the dog. So here it is, my very first sensible post. Taa-daah!

The family's had dogs for many years but even so, when my bro got bit, we were totally clueless on what to do. As it turned out, so was the A&E department.

The result was three days of MC, a two-night hospital stay during which they operated on his hand, followed by another seven days of MC coupled with daily changes to the dressing at the GP. The bandages came off today and he's just left with a plaster of sorts, but for a week he had chipolatas for fingers.

So, to save anyone who's reading this the agony, here's a recap of what went wrong.

1) Prevention is better than cure. Chassard was already growling when my bro tried to leash him. Continuing to do so was a bad idea.

2) We rushed down to two hospitals in search of a rabies jab before we found out that Singapore is rabies-free. If you get bitten by a dog on this tiny island, there is no need for a jab. If you get bitten abroad, however, it is not just one jab you need but a series of jabs. Tan Tock Seng is the only hospital in Singapore that carries the vaccine and it costs around $100+ for each jab alone.

3) The doctor at the A&E didn't stitch it as the dog's mouth (and any other mouth for that matter) carries a lot of bacteria, hence closing up the wound would increase the chance of infection. As his hand kept bleeding, the nurse proceeded to bandage the wound. However, this had the same effect as sealing up the bacteria in his hand. By the morning of his review check-up, his hand was still swollen and he had to be warded. The doctors decided to operate to remove the infection at midnight when they realised the antibiotics weren't working.

According to our GP, he should have just kept it clean but let it bleed out. That way bacteria would be flushed out of the wound.

4) A day after he was sent home from the hospital, his hand continued to swell and was turning a darkish colour. It turns out, he needed to keep his hand in an upright position so the blood wouldn't collect in the hand. He spent the next seven days looking like he was waving at everyone. But it worked. By Day 4 (post-hospital), it had shrunk back to normal and was a nice healthy shade of pink.

So yes, now the family knows what not to do... especially my brother.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Tit for Tat

I never thought of Chassard as a vindictive dog. But this episode really changed my mind.

One warm afternoon, Chassard was cosying up to a sofa and about to take a nap when my brother walked in. As he reached for the TV remote, he let off a really bad, noisy one....And believe me, my brother's ...er... excesses are serious. Never get caught in an enclosed space with him.

Anyway, the worst thing Chassard had smelt so far was himself (this was before the diarrhea incident). He scrambled to his feet, cast a furtive look at my bro and scampered into the kitchen where his favourite smells are.

The very next day, my bro was lounging on the sofa in front of the TV. Chassard was in the dining room with me when he suddenly got up, hurried up to my bro, let one fly in his face and came back to me.

It was the only time he had given off a noisy one but it couldn't match my bro's for deadlinest.

Still it was a valiant effort. Maybe he thought he was returning some wierd form of human greeting.

Whatever it is, after that my bro was a lot more careful around him.